The Coffeebreak with Mr Coffeesleeve

Episode#26 - A Christmas Carol

Sun, 6 Dec 2009 07:25:00 -0500

In the last episode of the year, The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve brings you a bit of holiday cheer in A Christmas Carol! Will Sleeve see the light after being visited by the Ghosts of Christmas, Past, Present and Future? Can Nev find his pants? Make yourself a steaming hot cup of coffee, watch the snow pile up to the windows and tune in to find out on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

The show is taking a long awaited break to recharge! We'd like to thank all of you who have come along for the ride this past year and a special thanks to all who encouraged us! Until then...so long!

Episode#25 - Nev's Vermont Sugar Shack

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:23:17 -0500

Sleeve is stuck in the limo behind a slow moving line of leaf peekers...in early March in Vermont! The sap is running and Sleeve is heading up for his first visit to Nev's 2000 acre farm in the middle of nowhere. Fred the talking horse has some thoughts to share and Thirsty Ally is drooling for the maple sugar and syrup hidden behind razor wire and a mine field in Nev's Sugar Shack . So drop a maple sugar candy in a mug of dark roast, add a drop of cream, watch the snowflakes fall and listen to Nev's Vermont Sugar Shack, which can only be heard on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#24 - How to Achieve Total Spiritual Enlightenment

Tue, 3 Nov 2009 18:14:43 -0500

Have you spent your life on the path searching for spiritual meaning? Well that's too bad, because you could have learned How To Achieve Total Spiritual Enlightenment right here and in only 3 weeks! Grab a cup of mystical bean and listen in on Nev's childhood stories of growing up in Nepal, wrestling yeti and achieving the highest plane of consciousness, oneness with all - while still being completely clueless. Most important, learn how you too can achieve TOTAL SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT in just three weeks for free, right here on the Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#23 - The Halloween Special

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:02:13 -0400

Sleeve and Nev decide to spook the neighborhood kids with a few tricks of their own on Halloween Night! Frankenstein, banshees, clones and assorted ghouls fight it out with the boys and guess who wins! The neighbors are mad as hell and they're busting out the torches and pitchforks! So grab something out of that big bowl of candy you have out two weeks early, grind some fresh roasted beans and wait for the doorbell to ring while tuning into The Halloween Special, which can only be heard on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve! Visit us at www.mrcoffeesleeve.com for additional fun and archived episodes!

Episode#22 - The Hell Vacation in Orlando!

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 11:14:39 -0400

Ever think it would be great to hold a family get together in Orlando? The rides, great food and nice weather? Well, before you cash in whatever stock you still have left to book that dream vacation at Walt Wizney World, better check in with the boys! They're hosting 87 relatives at the park for a week during the worst heat wave Florida has ever seen. As they manage the dysentery outbreak, they also explore the underworld of Wizney to find and liberate the cryogenically enslaved body of Walt Wizney! If you think it might turn out well, guess again and grab a cup of some fair trade bean, stretch out and reconsider that 5 grand you're about to blow, on The Hell Vacation in Orlando, which is only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#21 - Harry Coffeepotter and the Coffeemuggle Rebellion

Fri, 4 Sep 2009 17:47:00 -0400

Our version of the back to school special! Sleeve, Nev and Tabitha head off as first year students to Smogfarts, the School of Amazements. Met by Hagus, they find their way to town to buy supplies. The Dark Roasters appear and all hell breaks loose...once again! Sleeve,Nev and Tabitha have to fight Turkamort and his band of evil henchmen. Can they win? Does anyone really care? Is this a great tribute or just another shameless rip off? Decide for yourself! Grab a cup of the finest bean, kick the cat off the comfy chair and tune into the first episode of the 2010 season, which just happens to be Harry Coffeepotter and the Coffeemuggle Rebellion, which is only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#20 - Listener Mail Catch Up!

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 12:36:49 -0400

As the cast and crew of the show amp it up for the upcoming 2010 season, Sleeve and Nev are trying to catch up on those cards and letters that accumulated over the summer! Nev introduces his newest invention, the Nev Moore is Less Transdermal Diet Patch in 22,000 flavors and Sleeve is full of..uh, sage coffee drinking advice! So grab a steaming frothing mug of cappuccino, lean back (but not too far or you'll bust your noggin!) and tune into Listener Mail Catch Up, only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#19 - Where the Hell is Lake Woebegone?

Sat, 8 Aug 2009 20:12:20 -0400

The cast, crew and studio audience of The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve has packed up the portapodcast studio and headed into the deep wilderness of Minnesota. Why? To search for the mystical land of Lake Woebegone and offer the sage wisdom and urban insights of Nev and Sleeve to the world of the Bleary Home Companion! Mauled by an angry moose, the trip gets waylaid, everyone gets lost in the deep woods, Jason shows up with a ax and mask and Nev eats for free after inhaling 100 giant pancakes. So grab a cup of your favorite coffee, add a shot of booze or two and tune into Where the Hell is Lake Woebegone, only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#18 - The Secret Lost Codex

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:18:17 -0400

Sleeve and Nev are searching for The Secret Lost Codex, upon which is written the cures for all disease, war, hunger and male pattern baldness. Burnt into a disc made from styrofoam blocks of a Flintstones Cave Set, an ancient race of aliens left these secrets for man. Whoever finds it will rule the world and evil forces are at work to keep the lads from finding the ultimate prize! Who will get there first? Tune in and listen in as Nev and Sleeve unravel the cryptic riddle to locate The Secret Lost Codex, only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Happy Birthday to Waz!

Episode#17- The Bermuda Triangle Show

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:35:31 -0400

While Sleeve's castle is being repaired from the hellacious destruction caused by the Squirrel of Death, we've packed the set onto Sleeve's nuclear sub and headed to sea to bring you The Bermuda Triangle Show! Strange things happen and Captain Sleeve, Nev and the crew try to navigate the mystical seas! Nev talks about his plans for NevRland, his chain of gigantic amusement resorts/FEMA Death Camps, funded with federal bailout gold bullion and CIA cash. The rides are spectacular! Play Dunk a Terrorist or ride the Tower of Osama! Tune in, grab your 3D glasses, try to avoid the shark's teeth while keeping your hands in the ride at all times, only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#16 - The Squirrel of Death - La Ardilla De La Muerta

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:30:43 -0400

Ever have a squirrel problem? Bet it wasn't as bad as this! After months of rebuilding his castle after the flaming asteroid hit it, Sleeve returns for the first time to find every rug, furnishing and piece of art chewed to bits. To make it worse, this squirrel is an endangered species and no one can touch him....or so he thinks! Sleeve and Nev have armed themselves to the teeth with bombs, grenades, Uzi's and a flamethrower to take back Chateau Du Coffeesleeve from La Ardilla De La Muerta - The Squirrel of Death. So take a load off those feet, smell the steam wafting up from that hot cup of Kona you're enjoying right now and tune in to find out who wins the war on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#15 - The Toilet Turbine Genie

Sat, 30 May 2009 20:22:05 -0400

If Nev Moore's new invention can prevent clogged toilets, he'll win the hearts and uh, the toilets of America. How? Every one of us needs to dig down, sacrifice and do the patriotic thing by plunking down cash for The Toilet Turbine Genie! Nev needs to pay for his campaign! Thru patented cycolonic power, The Toilet Turbine Genie will increase the power of your flush by one hundred thousand times! Amazing! So sit back with a hot cup of something blue from Jamaica and listen in on how it all came about on The Toilet Turbine Genie, only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#14 - Marketing Soccer Hooligans

Fri, 15 May 2009 17:24:29 -0400

With the upcoming match between Barcelona and Manchester United for the 2009 Champions Cup, Sleeve and Nev take you on a hilarious ride into the world of soccer hooligans, crazed announcers and how to sell the game in the USA. If you need to send your kid somewhere for college, you still have money to burn and son/daughter has a remote interest in near death experiences, visit the Coffeesleeve University page at www.mrcoffeesleeve.com. All that and the new people's reporter on the street, Teddy America, the 2900 year old drunk. So grab a mug of joe, kick back and tune in to Marketing Soccer Hooligans, only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve.

Episode#13 - Nev's Inauguration Dream

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 08:44:15 -0400

Nev's fast asleep and dreaming what it will be like on Inauguration Day after he's elected President of the United States in 2012. Nev's bringing back the old tv series Rat Patrol, the next four years will be one big state dinner and he gives the shortest inauguration speech in history. El Presidente's 100% tax plan is sure to make him El-Ex-Presidente but between then and now are 80 barrels of Don Juan Julio Carlos Commerativo Tequila. Tabitha, the invisible First Lady, Announcerman and The Kid make sure the great day goes smoothly on Nev’s Inauguration Dream. With your hands wrapped around a steaming hot cuppa of joltin brew, tune into the antics on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve.

Episode#12 - Sleeve and Nev Save The Universe, Well Maybe? - Part II

Tue, 7 Apr 2009 19:44:56 -0400

As the flaming asteroid bears down on us in space, our only chance for the survival of the planet is in the hands of Sleeve, Nev and Michel Felfs, the gold medal guy. Can they do it? Probably not! Will The Kid save the day? Will the dynamic trio pull through in the end? Stay tuned and find out in the conclusion of Sleeve and Nev Save the Universe, Well Maybe - Part II, which can only be found in the greatest libraries of highest learning or on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#11 - Sleeve and Nev Save the Universe - Part 1

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:12:28 -0400

Sleeve and Nev team up in Nev's 1965 AMC Ambassador, equipped with a push button transmission. to save the universe. That's appropriate given they screwed with the time space fabric to begin with! Well, they get it mostly right in the end! After picking up Michael Felfs, the big medal guy, on the way back at a Jack in the Crack drive thru on a distant planet, they discover a giant flaming asteroid is hurting towards earth. We on earth await our fate on Sleeve and Nev Save the Universe - Part I. Even The Kid has bailed out on a jet pack, as we all sit in complete terror of the fiery death approaching in space. So grab a cup of coffee, then duck and cover because Armagedon, the big day is here at last, only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#10 - The 1st Annual Invitational Barbeque

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:11:14 -0400

The gang is all back from the unemployment line! Sleeve brings you a world class barbeque contest, pitting The Tall Texans against The Flaming Queens in a winner take all barbeque death match, that ends in a violent square dance amidst a 6th century battle encampment in the backyard at Sleeve's house. Nev is back and better than ever, after Sleeve gives him a good whack up side the head with a frying pan! Announcerman has his face full of ribs and Sleeve explores the effect of head crushing on flavor. As usual, the only one who makes any sense is The Kid and she's riding the elephant!!! So kick off those smelly shoes and sit back with a cup of dark roast, thumb through the Sunday paper and tune in for some laughs on The 1st Annual Invitational Barbeque, which is only on The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!!

Episode#9 - ALERT - Sleeveonomics 101 Rant Kidnapped!!

Sun, 8 Mar 2009 06:46:53 -0400

THE FIVE MINUTE RANT, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS SLEEVONOMICS 101, HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED FROM THIS PODCAST EPISODE!!!

Police are asking the public for assistance and any clues! Call your local police if you spot the rant but do not attempt to detain it yourself.

What remains is Sleeve sharing his campaign promises to the fine folks of the State of Illinois, who he will soon be leading as their Governor. The Kid's commentary blooper is reason alone to listen and has created the new household phrase "When's the funny fart?" A question for the ages...so grab a mug of steaming coffee and tune into the sophisticated political humour of The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve!

Episode#8 - Nev Moore for President in 2012

Mon, 2 Mar 2009 09:07:21 -0500

The gang is back to launch Nev's 2012 Presidential campaign! Reduce government, raise taxes to lower them, work 2 days a week and mix with lots of alcohol, shake with ice, serve in a fresh coconut with a cherry and a slice of pineapple for the authentic New Moore Presidential Volcano. Drink two and you'll act just like Nev does and maybe, you too could be President some day!
Turk speaks and finds his long lost twin brother, Sleeve falls hard for new listener Dottie and The Kid maintains the only voice of sanity. So kick back with a double espresso and tune in to the Nev Moore for President 2012 episode of The Coffeebreak with Mr. Coffeesleeve.

Episode#7 - Audience Seance

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:35:48 -0500

The show we've all been waiting for! Audience Seance! Join Mr. Coffeeesleeve, Turk and the band as they get Nev to channel the dead for the studio audience and well, some thing are better left untouched. Announcerman brings life to it all and no one but The Kid gets in the last word. Be sure of one thing: The afterlife sounds just as hairy as the real world, at least during the Audience Seance, which is only on The Coffeebreak With Mr. Coffeesleeve!